Category Archives: humor
Robbers broke into the Gap over the weekend. The suspects are described as armed and casual.
– “Late Show With David Letterman” (CBS)
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
— Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe [Preface]
I am such a drag queen…you cannot dangle a spandex suit and a bit of mascara in front of me and not have me go weak at the knees!
Colin Firth on 60 Minutes, on the closing credits scene of Mamma Mia